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[raqiamods]

Who: Everyone
When: Day 1, Morning
Where: The Dorms
What: It begins.

[ it's morning, and though there's no shrill of an alarm or sunlight streaming in through windows, you've all just woken up. probably. That would account for why you seem to be in bed, and why you don't remember doing anything before this. It must have been a nice restful sleep.

in this room you don't recognize.

. . . actually, maybe the reason you don't remember doing anything isn't related to having just woken up at all. if you search your mind, you'll find your recollection totally blank.

Maybe you should get up and find out what's going on ]

Comments

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

My what?

[Looks at his hands and arms, then looks at his legs.]

Huh. Well, this is rather awful looking. It doesn't hurt...but what the hell is wrong with me?

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

That's what I'm saying.

[Coming in a little closer to look. Do you look like you're going to keel over?]

You really can't feel it?

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

Nope...I just apparently look like a zombie. Maybe...I am a zombie?

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

Don't look at me, pal, how the hell am I supposed to know?

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

Well, if I don't know, and you don't know...then...braaaaaains?

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

Why not? Mine's kinda empty right now, anyway. Sure not doing me any good.

[Going to walk away from your brains-ing and start pulling open doors at random, though.]

Where are we, anyway?

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

If I don't know if how I look is normal, you expect me to know where we are?

[Starts opening random doors as well, though trying to keep an eye on you as he does so.]

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

Figure you've got a better shot than me.

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

No, I think we are equally in the dark here. At least you don't look like ground hamburger...

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

Whatever that is.

[Comes to the lobby door and shoves it open.]

...huh. That's different.

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

It...could be normal too. I don't really remember.

[Follows you out the door.]

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

It doesn't match the other stuff, I mean.

[Vague handwave toward the other rooms as he heads toward the elevator. He pauses a beat — peers down the stairs, peers at the button, then jams it with his thumb.]

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

Ah, gotcha.

[Watches you push the button, eyebrow raised.]

Do you think it wise to push random buttons when we don't know what they might do?

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

They gotta be there for something.

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

[And sure enough, the elevator door's sliding open.]

See?

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

Huh...well, it could have been something bad...

[waits to see if you enter the elevator.]

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

[Waves a hand in there — and when nothing happens, sticks his head in.]

There's another one.

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

[Gets on the elevator and shrugs.]

So, we push a button and it opens a door to a tiny room that goes nowhere.

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

[Steps in and scans the walls.]

Time for button number two.

[PUSH.]

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

Stop pushing buttons when we don't know what they do!

[looks rather worried.]

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

Hey, we're doing okay so far.

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

[Annnnd then the door closes.]

Uh.

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

Ooookay. So now we've gone from trapped in a large room, to being trapped in a tiny room.

Good job.

[blankasfreshlyfallen]

[Lurches against the wall when the elevator starts to move — and reaches over to jam on the button again.]

Maybe it'll open back up.

[icantblieveitsnotdeadpool]

And now the tiny box is moving! This keeps getting better and better!